© 2024 AlanMusk
WHY $MUSK?
Dear humans,
we are The Alans from
The Alanverse.
we are The Alans from
The Alanverse.
After many years of consideration we have decided to directly contact you through means we calculated the most convenient.
Through a Meme Coin.
The reason for
contacting you is,
that your
civilization is in a
steady spiral
to its
devastating
demise.
As you may have
noticed, things on
your planet have
seemed to
go down to a pretty
awful state, but we are
telling you it will get a
whole lot worse.
We think we can help you.
noticed, things on
your planet have
seemed to
go down to a pretty
awful state, but we are
telling you it will get a
whole lot worse.
We think we can help you.
The Alan race
has been existing for
trillions of years
and in that time we have evolved over our
differences and struggles,
and no longer have any
of that bad stuff
happening in our
civilisation.
If you let us, we will fix
your planet too.
has been existing for
trillions of years
and in that time we have evolved over our
differences and struggles,
and no longer have any
of that bad stuff
happening in our
civilisation.
If you let us, we will fix
your planet too.
One of the reasons the
Alans are so peaceful,
fulfilled and loving,
is that through evolution
our hearts
and brains
have fused together and
we no longer have any
inner conflicts within
ourselves.
Alans are so peaceful,
fulfilled and loving,
is that through evolution
our hearts
and brains
have fused together and
we no longer have any
inner conflicts within
ourselves.
This left us a little bored, so we started surveilling multiple less evolved life forms, and their journey through evolution.
The humans quickly became a crowd favorite and we just couldn't stand watching you destroy yourselves any longer.
The humans quickly became a crowd favorite and we just couldn't stand watching you destroy yourselves any longer.
One of our first attempts,
was creating Bitcoin,
or as its proper name:
Butt Implant Trust -coin,
as a means for making
value easy for
everybody.
But that was just a test
run for the real deal: The
eternal value coin.
was creating Bitcoin,
or as its proper name:
Butt Implant Trust -coin,
as a means for making
value easy for
everybody.
But that was just a test
run for the real deal: The
eternal value coin.
Our civilisation is built on
Love, Compassion and
Eternal Value,
And so will yours,
humans,
if you follow us.
Love, Compassion and
Eternal Value,
And so will yours,
humans,
if you follow us.
Kinda regards,
The Alans
The Alans
